i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here
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I think Tumblr should simply gamify reporting spambots for its users and give a day of free crabs to whoever (correctly) reports the most
whack-a-bot
For every ten verifiable bots reported, a random original post of yours will be blazed. You do not get to choose which.
if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑
I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting
please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.
Im sorry but is this not normal?
normalize knowing whitney houstons greatest hits
i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either
That is so powerful and I want to write a short story in this style now thank you
“the park had been there for as long as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway” nobody has any clue what’s going on
self aware unreliable narrator
there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.
So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what's even better. There was a ball pit.
