love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here
I think Tumblr should simply gamify reporting spambots for its users and give a day of free crabs to whoever (correctly) reports the most
whack-a-bot
For every ten verifiable bots reported, a random original post of yours will be blazed. You do not get to choose which.
if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑
[image description: a tweet by @ dialectichiphop (since I don’t know how to camel case that: d i a l e c t i c h i p h o p) that reads:
In order for me to write poetry that isn’t
political, I must listen to the birds
and in order to hear the birds
the warplanes must be silent
// Marwan Makhoul
/end ID]
The "If you were over 6 feet tall and living in Wellington in 2001 you didn't have a choice my dude" is killing me, like I'm just picturing the LOTR casting directors running around Wellington with a measuring tape, black-bagging tall guys and shoving them into vans.
"You're a Lord of the Rings extra now."
"No! Please! I have a family! I'm supposed to work the closing shift at the Pita Pit tonight!"
"You serve at the pleasure of the Steward of Gondor now."
I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting
please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.
Im sorry but is this not normal?
normalize knowing whitney houstons greatest hits
i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either
That is so powerful and I want to write a short story in this style now thank you
“the park had been there for as long as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway” nobody has any clue what’s going on
self aware unreliable narrator
there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.